Wednesday, November 12, 2014

No Words


"I need a recommendation but the director of the school doesn't speak English, can you help me? I need someone to write it so he can sign it. I need it today. Can you do it today? I can teach you Spanish. My daughter loves you. Can you help me with my resume? My daughter thinks you look like her Barbie. Can you teach her English? You must be hungry, you should go eat lunch! I can read your tarot for you. Do you want to come over to my house? Today? No? Monday? You can send the recommendation to my email. That’s today, right? Oh you're taking the 1:30 bus? You better go eat lunch then! You should come live with us! You can teach me all kinds of things about English and grammar! What time can you send that? 4:00 or 5:00? I just got a divorce. My daughter loves your hair. Sweetie Libby is going to come live with us!" 
- Anonymous female teacher 

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